Growing Pains Season one  成长的烦恼第一季台词

A. Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems.

B. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. And I spent last 15 years helping our kids with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.

C. Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.

D. Maggie: Jason has moved his practice in the house, so we can be there for the kids.

E. Jason: They are great kids.

F. Maggie: Most of the time.

G. Jason: And rest of the time?

H. Maggie: We love them, anyway.

I. Jason: Yeah.

J. Ben: Unbelievable.

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1. Mike: This is it - my Springsteen tickets.

2. Maggie: When did they outgrow skateboards?

3. Jason: When you buy them a Camaro.

4. Mike: Yeah. Ok, bye.

5. Jason: Gonna see Springsteen, ah?

6. Mike: Yeah, tomorrow night. It's gonna be awesome . Ladies and gentlemen the boss …

7. Carol: Wait, wait. I thought the Springsteen's concert was sold out.

8. Mike: Sold out? Carol, to a man with connections, nothing’s ever sold out. That just happened to be Seth Jameson, nephew of the man whose brother-in-law owns the hot dog concession of the coliseum.

9. Jason: Wow.

10. Carol: So, did you get tickets?

11. Mike: Did I get the tickets? Of course, I got tickets.

12. Carol: You did? Springsteen?

13. Mike: Well, no. To the Icecapades. We have got very good seats, and two free hot dogs.

14. Carol: Talk about connections. Are those all-beef dogs?

15. Maggie: Oh, it's too bad about the concert. You must be disappointed.

16. Mike: Oh, no. I still got a couple of things going. I'll get the tickets. Alright, this is it. Hello, yes. Talk to me. Yeah, yeah. Ok, yeah I’ll see you.

17. Jason: No dice?

18. Mike: No. Jerry was sure he’d be able to get those tickets from his friend Chichi, but...

19. Maggie: Chichi? Jason, our son knows people named Chichi?

20. Jason: Maggie, we cannot judge somebody’s on the base of a name. Anyway, Mike you will say.

21. Mike: Yes, Chichi’s parole officer didn't think it would be such a good idea for him to scout tickets so close to the trial.

22. Jason: Good judgments there Chichi.

23. Maggie: We are sorry, honey.

24. Mike: That's all right. I still got one more shot. Yeah, Jimski, Yes, Mike. Yeah, look, I got to have those tickets. Yes, look offer them anything they want. What? My jacket? My leather jacket, the one smells like actual cattle?

25. Jason: He delivered papers for two years to get that jacket. He loves that jacket. I love that jacket. Of course I never had a jacket that nice.

26. Mike: Ok, ok, you can have the jacket. Oh, come on. Jimmy. Oh, oh. Look, I hate to even ask Jerry that. Yeah, all right. Call me right back.

He wanted a date with Jerry's sister.

27. Maggie: Trixy? She's only 11.

28. Mike: I said no.

29. Jason: Mike, you don't really wanna part with that jacket, do you?

30. Mike: No. But Dad, there is no way that Bruce is gonna play 10 miles from my house and I'm gonna miss him. I got to go to that concert.

31. Jason: Here it is.

32. Mike: Yeah, what? It's impossible. Yeah, ok, see you.

33. Jason: Well?

34. Mike: Somebody offered him a house.

35. Maggie: A house?

36. Mike: It's just for a weekend. But it's still out of our league. Unless…

37. Maggie: Mike!

38. Jason: Ah, hah.

39. Mike: Ok, fine.

40. Jason: Mike, at least you still have that jacket, right?

41. Mike: Who cares? It smells like a dead cow.

42. Ben: Mom, Mom, Mom. I just saw a mouse in the yard like this big.(伸开双臂比划)

43. Maggie: Was this a mouse or a small sheep?

44. Ben: Well, it had beedy little eyes and a long tail, and went like this.

45. Carol: That's a sheep, alright?

46. Maggie: Ok, ok. Where did I put those mousetraps?

47. Carol: What are you gonna do with the mousetraps, Mom?

48. Maggie: I will be honest with you, Carol. I'll plan to use them to trap mice.

49. Carol: Won't that kill them?

50. Maggie: Hopefully.

51. Carol: Mom.

52. Maggie: Carol, a Mom's gonna do what a Mom's gonna do? Son, bring in my Camembert.

53. Ben: All right, we are going in with the big guns.

54. Carol: Oh, Mom. I mean they are cute, harmless, little creatures.

55. Maggie: Carol, these are the same guys who carried the plague all through Europe during the tenth century and killed millions of people.

56. Carol: That was a thousand years ago, Mom. How long are you gonna hold the grudge.

57. Maggie: Michael.

58. Mike: Go ahead. Try it. Try to give me one good reason to go on living, Mom.

59. Maggie: The solid girl dancers.

60. Mike: At least Dad's not here. I mean he really tried to cheer me up.

61. Maggie: Ah, the slime

62. Mike: I mean he always acts like, he's gonna be real sympathetic then before you know, he turns on you. Mike, Mike, Mike. I find that the time like this is always the best to keep a little perspective on life.

63. Maggie: At least, he didn't give that line about how rough he had it when he was your age.

64. Mike: No, no. That's right ,he always says: Mike, now I'm not gonna give you that, a line about how rough I had when I was your age, but I think that you should be aware that historically, people have had it rougher than this.

65. Jason: Hi.

66. Maggie: Hi.

67. Jason: Ah, we have mice?

68. Maggie: Yup , and if I am not back in 24 hours, call a cat.

69. Jason: Mike, Mike, Mike, still feeling pretty low, huh pal?

70. Mike: Dad, I am feeling fine, lets just drop it , ok?

71. Jason: Ah, come on, come on. I know what you are going through?

72. Mike: Yes, sure, Dad.

73. Jason: No, I do. I really do. You know I didn't want to bring it up this morning and depress you. But I have seen Springsteen in concert.

74. Mike: You have?

75. Jason: Huh, ten years ago.

76. Mike: Really? What was it like?

77. Jason: Amazing. I mean the guy completely blows your doors up.

78. Mike: Oh, God. I don't wanna hear this.

(翻身背过身去)

79. Jason: He made me feel so …

80. Mike: Please…

81. Jason: free!

82. Mike: Dad.

83. Jason: I was gonna just walk out of that concert and hitchhiked right across the country.

84. Mike: Stop.

85. Jason: Sorry. Mike, if you had one wish right now. One thing, what would it be?

86. Mike: Dad, I am really not in the mood for this.

87. Jason: Come on, Mike, come on, come on. Tell me one thing that would make you the happiest guy in the world. What would it be?

88. Mike: A solid girl dancer

89. Jason: Alright, two wishes.

90. Mike: Front row tickets to the Springsteen concert.

91. Jason: Would the 7th row be alright?(拿出一张票)

92. Mike: Come on, Dad. Don't toy with my emotions. Huntington dry cleaning, three shirts, clean pressed, no starch. Thanks Dad. That was my third wish.

93. Jason: Ok, ok. Sorry wrong pocket. How about these?

94. Mike: Kick , Dad, you know what these are? These are Springsteen tickets.

95. Jason: Really?

96. Mike: I can't believe it, how did you get them?

97. Jason: Well, Mike, your Mom and I made a big decision: we could either afford to send you to a college or we could get those tickets. What do you think?

98. Mike: You made the right choice. I can't believe it, two tickets to Springsteen. Wait till I tell Jerry. He's gonna freak.

99. Jason: Hey, wait a minute. Show some compassion. When Jerry finds out we are going. It's gonna kill him. We don't wanna rub it in.

(Mike开始愕然,后又摆出高兴的样子)

100. Mike: Right, right.

101. Jason: Hey, Mike you don't really mind going to the concert with your old man.

102. Mike: No, no.

103. Jason: You're sure?

104. Mike: Yes, Dad this is going to be great.

105. Jason: I mean you don't wanna take one of your buddies?

106. Mike: No.

107. Jason: You don't want to take Jerry?

108. Mike: No.

109. Jason: Peggy Zelinski?

110. Mike: No, Dad. I wanna go with you, really.

111. Jason: Well, alright. Then, let's call Jerry and rub it in. Just kidding.

(学校)

112. Eddie: Hey, I swear it man. I have tried everywhere. There's not one more ticket around.

113. Boner: Seaver. Did you just score tickets?

114. Mike: Did I say I was gonna score tickets? wala

115. Eddie: Outrageous. Where did you get these?

116. Mike: I have my connections.

117.Boner: So, Mikey, buddy, broski just how many tickets have you got here?

118. Mike: Just two.

119. Eddie: What you think he's gonna take you, bonehead? You'll take me. Right, Mikey?

120. Mike: Sorry guys. No can do.

121. Eddie: Ok, can I be perspective. Let me guess. Peggy Zelinsky, right?

122. Boner: Oh, man, what an opportunity. Have you ever seen a girl after a Springsteen concert? They turn into wild animals.

123. Eddie: Have you asked her yet?

124. Mike: No, not exactly. I mean Peggy wants me, man. But hey she doesn’t do it for me.

Look, I'll be late for English. Got to go.

125. Eddie: I’ll be late for English got to go. Seaver, you barely speak English. Who are you going with, man?

126. Mike: My father.

127. Boner: What?

128. Mike: My father.

129. Eddie: Who is “my father”?

130. Boner: Wait, is that the new weird kid from Pakistan?

131. Mike: No, man, I’m going with my father.

132. Eddie: You're gonna go see Springsteen with your father, man? Haha.

133. Mike: My father is not like a father, ok? He's a cool guy.

134. Boner: Yeah, he's cool. Last time I was over there, he was waxing the floor, singing “Puff the magic dragon!”

135. Mike: Don't be a jerk , alright Boner!

136. Eddie: I’m telling you, Seaver, it's weird.

137. Mike: It's not weird, OK? I mean just because you’re too big a jerk to do anything with your father, it doesn’t mean that there’s anything weird or uncool about it? You guys breath a word of this to anybody and you’re dead meat.

(音乐会门口)

138. Reporter: One fascinating aspect of tonight’s crowd is its broad age range, and if I am not mistaken, evidence of this cross generation appeal is right here. Excuse me, young man, did you attend this evening’s concert with your father?

139. Mike: Who wants to know?

140. Reporter:. All of the Tri-state area. This is the news line, New York. Sir, is this your son?

141. Jason: Hey the big fella here? Not only is this my son, this is my best buddy

142. Reporter: Tell me Sir, isn't it unusual for a father and son to attend a rock roll concert together?

143. Jason: No, no way. Not in our family not in any family that loves each other, right?

(狂吻Mike)

144. Reporter: Young man, anything you'd like to say to your friends at school?

(Mike转身逃跑)

145. Maggie: Carol, I was just upstairs in the attic .

146. Carol: Hey that's great. Mom.

147. Maggie: All the cheese’s gone, and all traps are sprung. But There's no mice in them.

148. Carol: Really?

149. Maggie: Carol, I have nothing personally against these mice. It's just my children's health is more important to me than theirs is.

150. Carol: Fine, just go ahead to kill them. But where does it stop Mom? Today it's mice. Tomorrow it's the neighbor's barking dog. Then maybe the mail man late one day. Killing a mail man is a federal offence , Mom.

151. Maggie: Well at least she didn’t just overreact? Hey, Mike. How was the … concert? Is there an irate children convention upstairs?

152. Jason: What?

153. Maggie: What's up with mike?

154. Jason: How should I know? Didn't say a word to me all the way home.

155. Maggie: Oh?

156. Jason: Guess he thinks I embarrassed him or something.

157. Maggie: Why? What did you do?

158. Jason: I didn't do anything. He's over reacting. Well we got interviewed by a television crew down there and… Never mind. I’d really rather not talk about it.

159. Maggie: Oh, well. I'm sure it’ll blow over by tomorrow…

(楼上Mike在摔鞋子)

…or the next day.

(学校)

160. Carol: So, how's my brother to be the big TV star.

161. Mike: Hey knock it off, Carol. I’ve been getting that all day.

162. Boner: Hello, everybody. This is News Line, New York.

163. Eddie: We’re here with Mike and Jason Seaver, two really cool guys?

164. Boner: That girl asked me to go to the movies on Saturday, so you know what I did?

165. Boner: I asked my Dad.

166. Mike: Hey, Boner. You're a real funny guy.

167. Eddie: Hey, Mike. Listen, maybe you and your Dad could double with me and my Dad some night. Mike, you can tell us.

168. Boner: Did you get lucky or was that goodnight kiss all you got?

169. Carol: You guys are a lot funnier since your labotomeys.

170. Eddie: Wow, what a family! A guy dates his dad and gets his little sister to stick up for him.

This could make the news too. What a guy, we’re buddies! I love this guy.

(Mike又在脸上套了个假鼻子…)

(carol在家制作标语,Save the Mice)

171. Carol: Come on Ben. I need your help. The mice need your help.

172. Ben: I’m just not political.

173. Carol: Ben, there comes a time when principle alone demands we take a stand. I give you a quarter.

174. Ben: A dollar.

175. Carol: 50 cents?

176. Ben: Save the mice.

177. C&B: Release the rodents.

178. Maggie: Ok, ok. I give up, you win. Here.

179. Carol: Harm-free mouse hotels, your mouse checks in and doesn't check out until you find it a more suitable environment.

180. Maggie: And that's not at all. Jason, tell Carol what these lucky mice have won.

181. Jason: Well, Maggie. In addition to having their lives spared, our fury little friends will be whisked away for a fun filled all expense paid vacation to Disney Land, where they will meet the big cheese himself. You guessed it… Mickey Mouse.

182. Carol: You guys. So does this mean we are going to Disney Land too.

183. Ben: Yeah.

184. M&J: No!

185. Jason: It's getting late. I wonder where Mike is?

186. Maggie: You check the libraries. I’ll check the museums.

187. Jason: Why is he making such a federal case out of this? You know he didn't speak to me last night and give me cold shoulder this morning. Now he's two hours late.

188. Maggie: Jason, Jason, Jason, I find that at times like these, it’s good to keep a little perspective on things. Honey, I'm sure he's over it by now.

On the other hand, I'm no psychiatrist. Do excuse me, I have to go to tuck in the mice.

189. Jason: You did get your mother's nose!. Ok, sorry, dumb joke.

190. Mike: No, no. You laugh right, Dad.

191. Jason: Hey, Mike. I am sorry, ok? I know you feel I embarrassed you. So I am sorry.

192. Mike: Dad, sure. Great, Dad.

193. Jason: Mike, I’m apologizing. Don’t you think we should get this out in the open ?

194. Mike: What, you mean like on national television?

195. Jason: You know I paid a lot of money for those tickets and that was so you could go to the concert. I think you’re being a little self-absorbed about this.

196. Mike: I'm being self-absorbed? Dad. You gave me noogies on the Evening News.

197. Jason: Well some people's parents' lock them in a closet for seven years. You got it real rough. Your father likes you. Yeah, grosse. quooties. I was showing my feelings for you, Mike.

198. Mike: You have feelings for Mom too. You don’t go showing them in front of the whole tri-state area. Dad, you just don't know… I mean the guys in school.

199. Jason: Come on, Mike. What do you care what those guys say.

200. Mike: It is easy for you to say. You just don't know what's it like. I mean they laughed at me cause I went with you. But I defended you. I said my dad's a cool guy. And then what do you do? You slobbered all over me on the News Line New York.

201. Jason: Alright, ok. Mike, I am sorry. Maybe we shouldn't have gone to the concert together.

202. Mike: It's not what I am saying.

203. Jason: Maybe you should've taken a girl.

204. Mike: Dad, you’re not listening to me. Look, I’m taking a big risk by telling you this, but I actually like doing stuff with you. I do, I mean. I was sitting there and watching Springsteen with my Dad, and a lot of other people's parents don't even know what Springsteen is. And all through the concert I was thinking. Hey, you know this is really great, yeah.

205. Jason: Well, you know I was thinking pretty much the same thing.

206. Mike: Maybe that the way we can both think that, without letting the entire free world, in on it.

207. Jason: Well, I guess I did lose control a little? Ok, a lot.

208. Mike: That's all right, Dad. I guess Bruce does have that affect on people. I guess maybe next time we should see someone a little less dynamic.

209. Jason: Well I hear the Osmond’s are coming to town.

Jason & Mike:Oh——

210. Mike: Yeah, I love this guy.

211. Mike: Guys I’m telling you it does not compare with seeing him live

212. Jason: Mike, Mike, your mother and I are in the next room we’re trying to read. You guys think you could turn down that… Turn down, whatever that is?