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图片英语:“世界上最好的爸爸”幽默创意照片集

毕业于摄影系却成为了律师的美国人Dave Engledow拍摄了一组标题为“世界上最好的爸爸”幽默系列,照片把他描绘成一个心烦意乱的,不称职的父亲,缺乏基本的生活技能,让他的女儿进入各种恶作剧。除了巧妙地布置场景,尽力引出女儿的搞怪表情,Dave Engledow在这组作品的后期制作上采用了HDR,让图像有了3D的效果,人物表情和动作都为生动立体。Dave Engledow也成功塑造了一个有时候卖萌有时候手忙脚乱,让人又气又觉得可爱的超级奶爸形象。真心的太有爱了,而且照片里的宝宝尽管才两岁,但是会干许多家务了洗盘子、拖地、烤面包、烙饼子还有给园子锄草,真心的太厉害了。当爹的必看。

爸爸,你把我放锅里洗澡就算了,你还喝我的洗澡水?好喝吗?
Cooking up trouble

走神的爸爸,太可怕了
Distracted

爸爸,我们家没有平衡木?
Learning ballet together in pink tutus

我是勤劳的小蜜蜂,熨衣服?Easy
Hard at work: Little Alice Bee attempts to master ironing as dad reads the sports pages

力量训练,我是大力士, 扳手劲,爸爸都不是我的对手
Toddler power! Alice Bee beats her doting dad in an arm-wrestling match

妈妈说不要玩火
Little fire starter: Alice chews on a fireworks box holding a lit match to celebrate July 4

手指头切掉了
Fancy a slice? Poor Mr Engledow loses a finger after allowing Alice to cut the pizza

我不但负责烙饼子,还要配合爸爸玩杂技,虽然我玩得很开心,但还是想说一句,我怎么摊上了这样一个爹,只能笑看人生了
Flipping good fun! Alice Bee makes her father pancakes for his breakfast in bed

爸爸,我要睡觉啊,你别给我念吸血鬼了
Scary stuff: Clearly Alice Bee doesn't think much of the Twilight saga as a bedtime story

好可怜,这么大的吸尘器,我就弄脏了一小块而已啊.....
You missed a bit! Apparently if Alice makes a mess, she must learn to clean it up herself

这是我们家自制的云霄飞车
Life in the fast lane: Alice gets a thrilling ride on the roof of the car as dad drives to work

爸爸,你知不是道什么叫“天上的一天就是地上的一年”
Busy Bee: Multiple Alices cause havoc in the kitchen while Mr Engledow's back is turned

我是勤劳可爱的小清洁工,爸爸,那个“世界上最好的爸爸杯”是你自己花钱买的吧,
Squeaky clean: Mr Engledow instructs Alice on how to keep the World's Best Father mug in top condition

爸爸,我没有胡子,只能给你服务了
Splashing around: Alice goes for a nautical look to help her dad shave.

爸爸,你到底是要给我洗澡还是给你自己洗?
The washing machine doubles as a baby bathtub in the Engledow household

早餐不能自理的一家四口
Cereal drama: Breakfast time appears to be a messy business for Alice and her dad

我真的已经不想再说什么了
A stitch in time: Mr Engledow proves he can cut it when accidents happen...

爸爸,我真的不想鄙视你
...but while the simpler tasks elude him, Alice Bee is a dab hand

你们要看了我家厨房才知道,我爸爸真的一无所长,还有,我妈妈第一次出镜,竟然抱着香槟,而且那还是我和爸爸的比赛彩头
Nice wheels: There is a rare glimpse of Jen Engledow swigging from a Champagne bottle as father and daughter attempt to race each other around the kitchen island

你们知道中国有句话叫“一木顶千斤”,我真的厉害得太多
Household chores: Alice proves a handy footstool

你们有没有看过一个冲便器的广告,就是所有东西都可以冲走的那个,我很想试试,于是决定趁爸爸脱光了的时候
But if left unsupervised in the bathroom, she is likely to drop everything in the toilet

哈哈哈哈,这是我烤的面包,爸爸,你有立场嫌弃么
Life of the upper crust: Mr Engledow is not impressed by Alice Bee's burnt toast

我们是一对可爱的小兔子,喜欢吃巧克力的兔子
Cheers Big Ears! Father and daughter enjoy some chocolate treats from the Easter Bunny

来喝,以牛奶代酒,我干了,你随意
Hanging out together: An upside-down Alice drinks from her bottle as dad reaches for a beer

对于做家务这件事,我真的是全球孩子的榜样,尽管我才两岁,但是我的零花钱都是熨衣服、洗盘子、拖地还有更重磅的,给园子做美容
Starting young... Alice earns her pocket money by mowing the lawn - no matter that she is just two

看伦敦奥运会把我爸爸彻底看疯了,她据让让我做举重练习,好参加下一届奥运会,爸爸,你知道中国的体操队因为年龄引起的争议这件事么?我比她们还要小。
Heavy lifting: Perhaps inspired by the London games, Mr Engledow puts Alice in training for the next Olympics

我爸爸不仅不称职,还很霸道,
Down time: Alice is on standby as Mr Engledow puts his feet up

啊啊啊啊啊!那是什么,我的杯子么?我啥时候吃进肚子里的
So THAT'S where my cup went! Apparently Alice will put anything in her mouth

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我,我该说点什么?这点事情都干不好,我真的不知道你这些年怎么混的
Not so smoothie: Mr Engledow's attempt to get Alice to eat fruit fails when he tried to blend it

新年快乐,我保证我明年也能用高脚酒杯了,你不要神气
Happy new year! It's bubbles all round for the creative dad-daughter duo

过节日另一层意思,我爸爸都以为他今天休假,不管我脸上多脏,他也不会管我
Holiday spirit: A glimpse of Christmas chez Engledow

爸爸,我最后说一次,不要再抢我的晚餐,真的太过分了
Table for two: Alice pulls a face when her dad tries to share his dinner

 

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