One minute, people.
What are you telling me for?
I still have to do touch-ups on Sylvia.
Where the hell is Sylvia?
Hi, Iowa. How now, brown cow.
嗨 爱荷华州 四是四 十是十(无意义绕口令)
Look, Dale, Sylvia seems to be M.I.A.
那个 Dale Sylvia貌似失踪了
Well, that's not very professional.
No, no, it's not.
Damn unprofessional, if you ask me.
And I agree.
Any idea where she may be?
Now, how would I know that, Josh?
I'm not my weather girl's keeper, right?
Yeah, it's just that we're on in about 25 seconds,
and I know you and she are close.
So if you have any idea where she may be...
Josh, my personal life is my business.
Are we clear on that?
I'm going now.
Ms. Miller, everybody's waiting, and
Miller小姐 大家都在等你呢 而且
we're on in 20 seconds.
She's not answering.
I don't really...
I got her.
Jesus Christ, Sylvia.
Not cool, Syl.
All right, we got her.
All right, 10 seconds.
with Dale Waters, Sherry Warren,
and sassy weather girl Sylvia Miller.
Count it off.
What a great morning.
Not too shabby, Dale.
Good morning, Seattle.
And good morning to you, Sherry.
Good morning to you, Dale.
You look great this morning, Sherry.
You're making me blush.
You look great, seriously.
Doesn't she look great?
Come on, you.
Let's say hello to our sassy weather girl.
Good morning, Sylvia.
- Did we lose Sylvia? - What?
没录到Sylvia吗? - 什么?
The rain is sure coming down out there, Sylvia.
What's going on? She's not talking.
How long is it gonna go on like this?
This is Seattle.
In case you haven't noticed,
the weather here sucks.
Well, I think it's romantic, Dale.
Go to camera 3, please.
A stroll in the rain with your sweetheart.
God, shut up.
Shut up, shut up, you squeaky little bitch.
闭嘴 闭嘴 你这吵死人的小贱货
"our sassy weather girl" for nothing, folks.
We don't call her
Let's go to a commercial. Okay.
我们来看一段广告 - 好的
You know what, Dale?
Before we do that,
there is something that I would like to share
with our viewing audience.
Well, I don't think that's such a great idea, Sylvia.
呃 我想这不太好吧 Sylvia
I don't care what you think, you arrogant prick.
In fact, why don't you just sit there
and look stupid.
Whatever you do, do not cut.
Do not cut.
So this is a little segment that I like to call
"behind the scenes of Seattle Morning."
but from the moment that I started working here,
Many of you may not know,
our seemingly charming cohost Dale Waters
我们道貌岸然的搭档 Dale Waters先生
has been all over me like a cheap suit.
as I stood in front of this stupid map
Day after day,
repeatedly trying to find new adjectives
What do I do?
to describe the word "rain"...
I've been fighting off the infantile
and often offensive advances of that guy.
That's right, ladies. He's grabby.
没错 姐妹们 他就是贪得无厌
Go to Dale.
not the least of which being I am 35, single,
But you know, for a plethora of reasons,
and, yeah, occasionally lonely,
而且 嗯 偶尔还觉得有点儿寂寞
I gave in to his advances.
And we had several, you know,
what could only be described as disappointing encounters.
But despite the amateurish sex,
I somehow developed an attachment
We moved in together
to the walking haircut sitting in that chair.
and began to share a boring, stagnant, passionless life.
开始了单调 乏味 激情不再的同居生活
What the hell is she doing?
George, help me.
Do not cut anything. This is good TV.
- Cut the lighting! - No, no, no, no. -
把灯光切了! - 别 别 别 别
She has lost her mind.
That is, until this morning,
when after Dale had already left for the studio,
I found these.
You go, Sylvia.
They're not mine.
There's our Emmy. This is it.
Now, these are a pair of panties
my exhibitionist cohost wearing on several occasions.
that I've unfortunately witnessed
How long have you been sleeping with him, Sherry?
All right, number 4 to Sherry, please.
Well put, Sherry.
Well, I am now leaving this stupid, meaningless job,
这个愚蠢至极 没劲透顶的工作 我现在就不干了
I just want to say to all of you out there,
but before I go,
for the love of God, read a newspaper.
This is not news.
This is fluff.
This is tidbits for dumb people.
On that note, I will say good-bye
因此 我要跟"早安 西雅图"
to Seattle Morning,
and I will see you all in hell.
What has she done?
Let's do a commercial.
Go to commercial.
Go to commercial.
That was great.
That was great.
I know you, right?
Wait, I know.
Aren't you that weather girl
who committed career suicide in a very unsightly way
before an audience of thousands this morning?
Come on in. It's okay.
Shit. Okay, come on.
- Come on. - God.
- 来吧 - 天啊
You want me to kick his ass?
What did you do in here? It'...
- Yes. - Really?
嗯 - 真的?
No, it's... please, no, don't kick his ass.
不 那个... 别 还是别揍他了
All right, I don't think I could anyway.
It's 9:00 in the morning.
You want a drink?
God, wait, can I have a Bloody Mary?
Yeah, let me whip that up for you.
I'm going to enjoy an Apple Martini.
You look like shit.
No, I'm serious.
You... you look like shit.
This is, like, you look really, really...
就是 看上去 你真的 真的...
this is, like, the worst I've ever seen you look.
Okay, is this supposed to be helping me?
Syl, I'm your brother, and I'm really very fond of you,
but I cannot be okay
over that douche bag from the morning show.
with you being this much of a wreck
Hey, can I have, like, 5 minutes here?
I'm kind of upset.
I'm trying to help.
What's happening here?
Well, you can help by shutting up.
Okay, you know what?
If you want to get all upset over some stupid dude
who I never liked, then go nuts.
I am well aware of your opinion, thank you.
Well, then I guess I don't have to say,
"I told you so"
Because I already did, like, 50 times.
I mean, this guy's an idiot,
and my big sister's a wreck because of him.
God, you are such an idiot.
Okay, it's not just him.
2 years, we were together.
We... we lived together.
Okay, 2 years
We bought furniture together.
We talked about kids' names.
And where am I now?
I'm 35 years old.
I have no job, no insurance,
$1,500 in a savings account,
a car that I couldn't afford payments on when I was employed,
and, what else don't I have?
You know what else I don't have?
I don't have a boyfriend.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Tell me about this savings account.
It's like I'm starting all over again.
What I'm going to do?
I have to start all over again.
God, I'm such an idiot.
Why didn't I stick around?
I could have hung around and gotten a job
or looked for an apartment or something
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Just hang out and pretend that you don't know
Dale's doing his cohost, a much better option.
I'm just trying to be rational.
God, you're so full of shit.
Let me just share with you one of your qualities.
You couldn't be rational
at the cost of your pride for anything.
and also conveniently what you had to do
You did just what you should have done
because of your love of conflict.
I don't love conflict.
It's your crack.
Now, shut up.
You're going to stay here.
You're going to get a job,
and everything's going to be okay, okay?
You think so?
Yeah, why not?
Well, I think we should cut his balls off.
Can you say that any louder?
Am I embarrassing you?
I was trying to be supportive of my friend.
Are you saying I'm not?
I'm saying that maybe
making passive-aggressive comments
and trying to undermine me like you always do
is not the best way to help Sylvia
I undermine you?
When have I ever undermine...
I don't feel like being out tonight.
I don't know why I'm here.