Why did I go out tonight?
I should be at home.
I should be at home, sitting on the couch,
eating ice cream, and watching old movies or something.
What you need is a cocktail and your girlfriends.
- Hey, weather girl. - Hi.
嗨 气象女孩 - 嗨
You go, girl.
Dale is such an asshole. Dale
Who says "you go, girl"?
Okay, yeah, no, I need another drink.
哦 算了 我还是再来一杯吧
I am so proud of what you did today.
Honey, let me tell you something.
Yeah, me too.
You did exactly what I would have done.
Gave it to him in front of everyone.
And the bitch. The mousy bitch.
There is no way that frail little bitch is good in bed.
Well, thanks, you guys.
You know, I didn't plan it.
It just sort of... blah, happened.
So what are you going to do now, love?
Send out my resume? I guess.
A weather girl resume?
I'm a broadcast journalist, Jane.
What? She's a weather girl.
Jesus, Jane, she's a broadcast journalist.
天哪 Jane 她是广播记者
I made a mistake.
What is wrong with you?
Look, there are 4 other local news stations
with morning, afternoon,
and nighttime news programs, right?
So there's got to be something out there, I think.
- Hi. - Hi.
嗨 - 嗨
Excuse me for interrupting.
My friends and I over there, we had a bet.
Are you that chick
that totally lost her shit on that news guy?
No, Byron, actually.
Who are you?
And why are you here?
I'm a friend of Walt's.
Wha... wha... what is that?
那个 那个 那是什么?
That's you, actually.
What am I...
what am I doing on the computer?
You're freaking out.
Here, it's actually my favorite part.
But despite the amateurish sex,
I somehow developed an attachment
to the walking haircut sitting in that chair.
I love it when you call him a haircut.
I don't know why.
Why... why am I on there?
I mean, just alone today
You're on a bunch of film sites.
I've gotten 10 emails from people,
and only one of them was from Walt.
Wait, Walt sent this to you?
Yeah, Walt and others.
I didn't do anything.
What are you... why are you tugging on me?
Get in there.
I am on the internet.
It was a pretty funny breakdown.
I did not lose it.
People like seeing others lose it.
And who is this person?
I don't think that Byron should be here right now.
Byron, okay, well, Byron
I'm kind of in a delicate state.
- My God. - Yo.
苍天哪 - 呦
Hey, you brought the beer in here?
Look, I don't get it.
You just went out with all your friends.
Now you're all too distraught for visitors?
Hi, we are kind of in the middle of something here.
A little private, so...
Did you really sleep with that Dale guy?
I mean, why would you do that?
I know, right?
You're way too hot for him.
Who is this person?
It's just an opinion.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- 好的 - 多谢配合
Do you guys want this door closed?
Okay, look, I know you've had a rough day.
I'm sorry, but stop being a bitch, okay?
我能体谅 但别再像个泼妇了 行不行?
This is my place, and that's my friend,
and we're going to hang out and play some music.
You want to hang out? Right.
You don't, there's a coffee shop down the street.
My house, my rules, Missy.
I cannot believe how callous you're being.
Yes, you can.
There it is.
Listen to that one.
- High "C." - high "C!"
高音C - 高音C
Walt, shut up! Walt
- God, it's late! - Jesus!
神啊 已经很晚了! - 天哪!
Turn that light off.
What are you doing?
You scared the shit out of me.
I'm trying to sleep.
No, I'm sleeping in here.
Are you out of your mind?
You're sleeping on the couch.
This is my bed.
Well, I'm not sleeping in here with you.
Because it's gross
Because you're my brother.
in the middle of the night and touching me.
And I don't want you rolling over here
Well, I'm sorry you find me so repulsive.
There's a sleeping bag in the closet.
I've had a really, really shitty day, okay?
Listen to me.
And I haven't been sleeping at all
because you and creepy have been playing
in your little band...
My God, okay. Jamming.
苍天哪 好吧 Jamming
No, don't... don't...
不 不用... 不用...
don't condescend to me, Syl.
Why are you being such a dick?
Don't call it "a little band."
I just want to get some sleep.
My God, I'm not sleeping on the couch
cause you don't want to share the bed with me.
Fine, I'm gonna sleep on the couch.
Fine by me.
What? No, no.
干吗? 不要 不要
- I'll take that. - You asshole.
- 被子归我 - 你可恶
You couldn't do that again in a million years.
Yeah, that smarts when you hit your knee like that.
Don't you have a home?
Don't you sleep?
Yeah, I live across the hall.
Okay, why are you here?
I build websites.
My computer is busted.
So I told Walt that if he let me use his,
I'll give him a cut of the profits.
It's kind of a win-win situation.
Brought you a coffee.
Well, do you have to be here all the time?
Yeah, I have a strong work ethic.
It's a vanilla latte.
You strike me like a vanilla latte type.
Aren't you insightful.
So do you want to go out with me sometime?
But, I've been single for 26 hours.
So it's a little bit too soon.
Well, the offer is on the table.
So what's next for you?
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
You know, a TV job or something else,
I mean, are you gonna get another job?
I mean, are you gonna find your own place eventually?
and what about a place?
Cause let's face it.
Your brother's great, but he's a little bit messy.
And then, what about your stuff?
How long can you live with him, right?
You got all that stuff at your ex-boyfriend's place.
The haircut, I mean, you gonna let him keep it?
What are you gonna do with it?
You gonna move it into storage,
or are you gonna move it in here?
Although, I have no idea where you'd put it.
It's pretty crammed.
And then you've got your wardrobe,
got these power suit weather girl things.
You're gonna need to probably do something about that...
You're making my head hurt.
Okay, you have to stop talking.
You haven't thought about this stuff.
No, I haven't thought about this stuff.
So I don't need you talking about all the things
that I haven't thought about
because I haven't thought about them yet.
- I just woke up here. - I know.
我刚在这儿睡醒 - 我知道
And you're freaking me out.
Didn't mean to.
Well, you did.
when you get all riled up.
You know, you're really attractive
Will you stop flirting with me?
Okay, but you might want to put some pants on,
because I can't be held responsible for what I'm saying
when you're not wearing any pants.
It's just distracting.
The knee socks, though, I love it.
Situation: Not good.
You need to fix this immediately.
You are a smart, capable woman.
And what you need... you know what you need?
You need to make a list.
You need to make a list of priorities
on how to get your life together.
You can do this.
You are strong.
You need something to write on.
Okay, I need some post-it notes.
What? What are you looking at?
Do I have something on my face?
Sis, are you familiar with a device called a DVR?
This isn't a good idea.
What do you mean, like, TiVo?
I would back off. She's fragile.
and then watch it at our convenience.
We can digitally record a program
Now, I've done exactly that with today's Seattle Morning.
- Why? - Fallout.
为什么? - 余波
We thought there might be some fallout.
Yeah, I know.
You may want to sit down here.
No, no... no... no. I don't want to do it.
不 不 不 不 我不想放
- My God. - Byron.
上帝啊 - Byron
Go, Byron, go.
快点 Byron 快
And now I feel we owe our viewers an apology.
Well, I think you're right, Dale.
Yesterday, one of our Seattle Morning team members
昨天 我们"早安 西雅图"中的一名成员
had a bit of a, well,
An episode. She did.
I guess you could call it an episode.
I don't like her at all.
She talked about things
She made a spectacle of herself.
that are a bit of a no-no on morning television,
and she used some terrible language.