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海盗个个是精英 海盗船长天文地理物理无所不知

kira86 于2018-09-28发布 l 已有人阅读

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Pirates Needed Science, Too

海盗也需要懂科学

Arrrrr. Today, September 19th, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

呃,今天,9月19日是是国际海盗语言日(就是大家真的学着像海盗一样讲话)。

No, seriously, yo ho ho, check the web,it really is. When they say it "talk like pirate", they don't mean, for example, "Hey, can you copy these DVDs for me?" No, they mean when you talk like this. Ya know, matey, anyone could be a pirate, all ye needed was a proper disrespect for authority and a willingness to be seasick months at a time. But to be a truly successful pirate and not just the son of a biscuit eater, well, ye had to know a bit of science, too.

不,说真的,哟呵,上网查一下吧。当别人说“像个海盗那样说话吧”,他的意思肯定不是指,比如:“嘿,能给我拷一片光碟吗?”。肯定不是那样,他们指的下面这样的说话方式。你知道的,伙计,谁都可以成为一名海盗的,你只需要对权威表示适当的蔑视,以及抱有晕几个月船的心理准备就行了。但要想成为一名真正合格的海盗而不是个用来凑数的弱鸡,那么,你还必须得懂点科学。

A good pirate captain had to know the astronomy to navigate by the stars. He had to be acquainted with meteorology and know enough fluid dynamics to make sure he didn't overload his ship with booty. And he needed the psychological skills to manage his literally motley crew.

一个好的海盗船长,必须得懂天文学才能凭借星象来确定航行方向;他还必须得熟悉气象学以及掌握足够的流体动力学知识,才能确保他的船不会战利品超载。并且,他还需要一些心理学技能才能管理好他那帮形形色色的船员。

Your average pirate ship required a buccaneer surgeon to treat stab wounds and cat o' nine tails slashes, and a swashbucklin' general practitioner to make sure the men had the right diet to ward off scurvy with foods rich in vitamin C. Plus, your pirate optometrist supplied the men with eye patches. And of course, advanced veterinary pra..What .. What do you mean my time's up? I'm a pirate, and I don't care of my time's up!.. advanced veterinary practice kept your pirate parrots in fine fettle. So ya see, me hearty, no matter what your chosen path, science is sure to give you a hand. Or at least a hook.

平均每艘海盗船需要一名海盗外科医生来处理刺伤,并督促大家保持最好的状态,恃强凌弱的全科医师要确保船员们适当食用富含维生素C的食物以预防坏血病。另外,你的海盗验光师还要为大家提供眼罩。当然,高级兽医...啥,我的时间要到了是几个意思?我是海盗,我才不在乎时间到没到呢。高级兽医要让你宠爱的海盗鹦鹉时刻神采奕奕。所以你看,伙计,无论你选择哪条路,科学都必然能助你一臂之力。或者,至少能助你一“钩拳”之力吧!

(小e英语Jewel翻译,欢迎捉虫!)

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