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圣诞节电影推荐:9部圣诞节非常规恐怖电影(双语)

there’s only one thing that defines every unconventional christmas movie: a rejection of everything you’d get from a conventional christmas movie. genres vary, though they tend toward the violent or perverse; there are a surprising number of christmas-themed horror movies (including no fewer than seven that feature a murderous santa claus), and several of the best action films ever made. these 9 offbeat christmas films may run counter to the “tidings and good cheer” of the season, and it’s tough to imagine sitting down with grandma and a mug of cocoa for a film like santa’s slay. but for anyone who barely survives a stressful day of christmas shopping, or suffers through an endless, obligatory ugly sweater party, the unconventional christmas movie is the perfect remedy.
能表明这是一部非常规圣诞影片的唯一一个特征就是:它抛弃了所有你从传统圣诞影片中看到的一切。虽然它们都有暴力和堕落倾向,但是流派各式各样;以圣诞为主题的恐怖片数目惊人(包括不少于7部的影片是关于凶残的圣诞老人的),而且也有一些很棒的动作片。这9部离奇的圣诞影片可能与节日里“兴高采烈”的潮流背道而驰,而且我们也很难想象端着可乐和祖母一起看《圣诞杀戮》是什么一个情景。但是对于任何一个从圣诞血拼高压中或是挨过连续而丑陋的毛衣派对才勉强得以过活的人来说,这些非常规影片可是非常不错的康复药方哦。

santa claus conquers the martians (1964)
《圣诞老人大败火星人》(1964年)

 

“blast off for mars… with santa and a pair of earth kids! science-fiction-fun at its height!”
“圣诞老人和一群地球孩子向火星发射......达到了影片的科幻高潮”

when a martian sage prophesizes that the children of mars are suffering under the planet’s rigid social structure, martian leaders draw santa claus to mars, hoping that he can teach the martian children how to have fun. santa claus conquers the martians is in the public domain, so it can be viewed in its entirety on youtube for free. you’re welcome!
当火星上的圣人抱怨火星上的小孩儿们在地球严酷的社会机构中备受折磨时,火星人首领拽着圣诞老人来到了火星,希望他能够教教火星孩子怎样拥有快乐。《圣诞老人大败火星人》因为没有版权,所以可以在youtube上完整观看,欢迎点击。

naughtiest moment: evil martian voldar aims a ray-gun at santa claus, threatening to “make him relax…. permanently.”
惹眼时刻:可恶的火星人voldar举起射线枪对准圣诞老人,威胁他“让自己永远轻松”。
 

2. black christmas (1974) (also titled silent night, evil night and stranger in the house)
《黑色圣诞节》(1974年)(又名《寂静之夜》《恶魔之夜》和《古屋怪人》)

“if this movie doesn’t make your skin crawl… it’s on too tight!”
“如果这部影片没有让你毛骨悚然......那一定是太紧张了”

over the christmas holiday, a serial killer stalks through a sorority house, making lewd phone calls and murdering the young men and women inside. like many slasher films of the 1970s and 1980s, black christmas spawned a loose remake in 2006.
在圣诞节时刻,一批杀人狂正悄悄逼近女子社团,拨打淫荡电话然后残杀里面的男男女女。和许多20世纪70,80年代的暴力电影一样,在2006年,《黑色圣诞节》催生了一次松散再造。

naughtiest moment: the killer stabs a young woman to death with a unicorn christmas ornament. door-to-door christmas carolers are singing too loudly for anyone to hear her screams.
惹眼时刻:杀手用独角兽圣诞装饰物将一个姑娘戳死。挨家挨户的圣诞欢歌人,大声唱着,让人们都听不见女孩儿的惊声尖叫。
 

3. silent night, deadly night (1984)
《平安夜,死亡夜》(1984年)

“you’ve made it through halloween, now try and survive christmas.”
“你可能在万圣节活过来,现在试试看这部影片看你还能不能在圣诞节坚持住。”

after witnessing his parents’ murder at the hands of a man dressed as santa claus, a young man goes on a murder spree, killing anyone he decides is “naughty.” despite the enormous controversy surrounding this film’s release, it spawned four low-budget sequels, with the series culminating in 1990’s silent night, deadly night 5: the toymaker.
在目睹了父母惨死在打扮成圣诞老人模样的人手上之后,年轻人开始沉浸在杀戮的狂欢中,他杀这被自己定义为“调皮”的人。除了凶残的争论围绕在电影播出时刻,但是它却也已发了4部低成本续集,最终以1990年的《平安夜,死亡夜5:玩具匠》告终。

naughtiest moment: the killer, disguised in a santa claus costume, kills a teenage girl by impaling her on the antlers of a stuffed deer.
惹眼时刻:杀手,假扮成圣诞老人,用塞鹿上的犄角戳死了一个少女。 
 

4 the nightmare before christmas (1993)
《圣诞夜惊魂》(1993年)

“a ghoulish tale with wicked humor and stunning animation.”
“一部带着邪恶幽默还有很棒活力而毛骨悚然的故事”

jack skellington, the “pumpkin king” of halloween town, becomes obsessed with christmas and unsuccessfully attempts to usurp the role of “sandy claws.” the nightmare before christmas works equally well as a halloween film, and has been re-released in a 3d-converted version by disney every october since 2006.
jack skellington,万圣节城的“南瓜王”,变得对圣诞节和篡夺“怪诞之夜”的角色的失败尝试格外迷恋。《圣诞夜惊魂》也是一部万圣节影片,而且从2006年开始被迪斯尼每月转换成3d版本再发行。

naughtiest moment: in his misguided attempt to take over santa’s gift-giving duties, jack skellington leaves presents that include giant snakes and shrunken heads.
惹眼时刻:在这个篡夺圣诞老人送礼物职责的尝试中,jack skellington留下了大蟒蛇还有萎缩的头骨作为礼物。
 
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5. jack frost (1996)
《杰克霜》(1996年)

“he’s chillin’… and killin’.”
"他,残暴......血腥。"

a horror-comedy about a convicted felon who suffers a freak accident, morphs into a snowman and goes on a killing spree. not to be confused with the 1998’s michael keaton-starring family film of the same name, which is horrifying for entirely different reasons.
一个关于被特殊事件定罪的恶棍转变为雪人而陷入杀戮狂欢的惊悚喜剧。不要和1998年michael keaton领衔主演的同名电影混淆,这两部电影惹人惊悚的原因可是不一样喔。

naughtiest moment: jack frost pushes a boy in front of a sled, which decapitates him with its sharpened runners.
惹眼时刻:jack frost把一个男孩儿推到雪橇最前面,这样也使得他被残暴的奔跑者杀害。
 

6. bad santa (2003)
《圣诞坏公公》(2003年)

“he doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice.”
“他就不在乎你调皮还是善良。”

a crooked mall santa uses his position as an opportunity to rob the mall in this hard-r black comedy. an even raunchier unrated cut, rechristened – what else? – badder santa, is available on both dvd and blu-ray.
不正当的商场圣诞老人利用职位之便,趁机在这部黑色喜剧中抢劫商场。这部影片甚至没有分级和重命名,嗯,还有什么呢?《圣诞坏公公》有dvd版本也有蓝光碟。

naughtiest moment: still dressed as santa, willie has anal sex with a prostitute in the mall’s dressing room.
惹眼时刻:还是装扮着圣诞老人,却和妓女在商场的更衣室里偷欢。
 

7. the ice harvest (2005)
《绝命圣诞夜》(2005年)

“thick thieves. thin ice.”
“小偷拥挤。如履薄冰...”

charlie arglist, a wichita mob lawyer, attempts to steal $2 million from his employer and skip town on christmas eve. the ice harvest is based on a novel of the same name by scott phillips, which he later followed up with a prequel called the walkaway.
charlie arglist是威奇托市的一名暴民律师,企图从他的客户那里偷200万美金,然后在圣诞夜逃出城去。《绝命圣诞夜》根据scott phillips的同名小说改编而成,之后又拍摄了续集《徒步逃犯》。

naughtiest moment: after realizing that his partner intended to betray him, charlie leaves him to die of frostbite in a frozen lake.
惹眼时刻:在意识到他的伙伴打算背叛他的时候,charlie让他在冰冷的湖中生冻疮而死。
 

8. santa’s slay (2005)
《圣诞老人的杀戮》(2005年)

“spreading holiday fear this christmas…”
“这个圣诞节播散节日的恐慌吧......”

yet another “killer santa” movie, santa’s slay stars former professional wrestler bill goldberg as an evil santa claus, who flies around town in a sleigh driven by “hell-deer,” killing people in a variety of holiday-themed ways. santa’s slay, perhaps unsurprisingly, did not receive a theatrical release.
又是一部“圣诞杀手”的影片,《圣诞老人杀戮》中最闪耀的明星可谓是前职业摔跤选手bill goldberg了,他在影片中扮演可恶的圣诞老人,驾着“地狱驯鹿”领头的雪橇飞驰在城市上空,以节日为主题杀戮人们。《圣诞老人杀戮》,可能也不奇怪,其并没有收到多么夸张的上映效果。

naughtiest moment: the opening scene, in which santa claus punts a dog into a ceiling fan and drowns fran drescher in a vat of eggnog. (interested masochists: this scene is available on youtube).
惹眼时刻:开场时,圣诞老人把一条狗踢飞在天花板风扇中,又把fran drescher淹在一大桶蛋酒中。(受虐爱好者们:这个片段可以在youtube上观看。)
 

9. a very harold & kumar 3d christmas (2011)
《寻堡奇遇》3d(2011年)

“christmas comes prematurely.”
“圣诞节来得太早了。”

after kumar accidentally burns down the beloved christmas tree grown by harold’s father-in-law, the stoner duo is forced into the winter cold to save christmas before it’s too late. despite dying in the previous film, harold & kumar escape from guantanamo bay, neil patrick harris reprises his role as “neil patrick harris.”
kumar偶然间烧毁了harold岳父种下的心爱圣诞树后,碎石二人组强迫冬天寒冷下来,以在不太迟的状况下拯救即将来到的圣诞节。除了在上一部里面已经死掉,harold和kumar从关塔那摩湾出逃,neil patrick harris也重复出演了角色“neil patrick harris”。

naughtiest moment: kumar outlines a plan that includes punching a priest in the face and culminates with danny trejo ejaculating all over a christmas tree. in 3d.
惹眼时刻:kumar勾勒了正面刺杀牧师的计划,同时本片也在danny trejo在圣诞树上突然叫喊而达到了高潮。3d版本上映。

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故事发生在上个世纪50年代雪花飘飘的法国乡下,一所独立的乡村公寓里,全家人聚集在一起准备过圣诞节。但是这里却丝毫没有节日的欢快气氛,因为他们令人敬重的家长马赛尔被人谋害了。

凶手只可能是与马赛尔最亲近的8位女人中的一个。是他令人敬畏的妻子加比,还是他一直未婚的小姨子皮尔特?是吝啬贪婪的岳母玛米还是那个傲慢无礼的贴身女仆路易丝,又或是忠心耿耿的管家婆钱尼尔?也可能是他那两个年轻漂亮的宝贝女儿凯瑟琳和苏佐中的一个。马赛尔潇洒的姐姐奥古斯丁的突然到访,使整个家族陷入了更加狂乱、歇斯底里和互相敌对的状态。

8位女人,每个人都有嫌疑,每个人又都有意想不到的隐私与不得不说谎的理由。无止尽的调查展开了,争夺、背叛、秘密、矛盾,在爱与恨之中搏斗着……伪装的面具逐渐褪下,事件背后的真相是既残酷又具悲剧性。

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